Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
j4
United Kingdom
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Top comments
fknhoe 16
Guess she got you hook line & sinker
AyeJay101 25
Fake hooker: flirts with you, asks for money in exchange for services, takes you to a place, takes money and runs without service while you're left without pants.
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Comments (46)
janderson416 16
Try tinder next time it's free.
trucker2 33
Services rendered- either way he/she got paid...
Jimh538 10
People this a real thing that happens more than you think it's actually called trick rolling and is very popular in Vegas be careful out there!
sarcasticguy93 5
Fake Hooker? She got your money and ****** you. Sounds right to me!
UgaDog718 7
Better mugged than arrested. if you were soliciting YDI if not FYL indeed.
Selkca 9
So your telling us that you were trying to have sex with a hooker and the hooker left you just like your ex-wife, in despair and out of money.
TeasinDaNoobs 16
At least it wasn't a cop. My friend had that happen to him
Shade1982 21
Your friend was mugged by a cop? Boy, that would suck...
wanted_2_want 40
It could've been much worse: an undercover cop doing a sting operation. So I heard. Not that I personally know what's like.
Lachlan_K 7
Was the hooker the same "homeless chick that, that other guy on here asked on a date lol?
sharint 7
Watched an episode of #Girls recently? #bye