Weddings, Awkward and Love: Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 17:55 - United States - Newport

Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Sunday 5 December 2010 12:09

your dad is a legend. you need a sense of humour op.

rhcpalex93 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 12:05

well, he's right!

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TheDellatardedOn 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 22:46

Umm hundreds? How big is your family?!?

floiedy 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:56

WIN!

fierystage 8

Monday 6 December 2010 0:15

FYL not because of what your dad said per se, but because your dad has such a corny sense of humor, since mine does too. I can totally see my dad saying the exact same thing if my boyfriend and I get married, which truth be told would embarrass my boyfriend more than me.

mjhmia 0

Monday 6 December 2010 0:30

My father-in-law said, "good luck" in his best jerkass voice.

jblover1234 0

Monday 6 December 2010 0:38

are you sure it wasnt a joke......?

sexiilittlething 6

Monday 6 December 2010 1:38

haha thats best dads speech ever id like my dad say that actually id laugh it prob would make my wedding day too

Nuahavizu 17

Monday 6 December 2010 4:29

OH NOOOOOOOO! HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR! WHAT WILL YOU EVER DOOOOO!?!? Seriously, do you dislike that he has a sense of homor, or that at that moment you were a part of it? Learn to laugh every once in a while, otherwise your life will be bland and full of nothing but constant disappointment. Don't women say they want a guy with a sense of humor most?