Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML
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Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
I learned a long time ago that when your mom tells you to do the dishes (or any kind of chore), you should just not argue and do the dishes. Saves your ass from shit like this man. Anyway, I hope you get un-grounded before the end of summer!
Mirorbo 27
Your Mom is an absolute child for blaming you, especially since she really didn't see you do it. I'm willing to wager that she did it herself, which makes her even more childish. And guys? Some families put WAY too many chores on their kids and just sit around all day while the kid does all the work. That's how it was with me. As soon as I moved out, the place went to absolute shit because my fatass Mom refused to get up and clean anything herself. She'd gotten used to me doing everything instead. It's fine to teach responsibility. But it gets to be a little sad when the kids are contributing more to the household cleanliness than the home owners themselves by a huge margin.
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Comments (200)
perdix 31
You're going to have an eggs-ceptionally bad eggs-perience this summer. You should have eggs-pected that after eggs-execting such a rotten yolk.
unknown_user5566 27
Perdix, you and I are apparently having an eggs-ceptionally bad night of comments. No one loves us. :( I'm going to come sit on your windowsill tonight and gaze at you while you sleep. That always makes me feel better. Prepare the snacks!
WretchedOnyx 29
kyleekay - While I don't agree with some of the views you've posted on this FML, I can't help but understand where you're coming from. People lack empathy, and the skill to be able to see the situation in another's eyes to see where they might be coming from. I just wanted to reply to one of your comments to let you know I admire you for sticking to your opinion.
unknown_user5566 27
145- Thank you very much, I truly appreciate your sentiment. :)
perdix 31
#119, sometimes things go that way. Please show up just before my bedtime so I can show you my Wobble dance and see you enjoy the deviled eggs I've made for you. When I've fallen asleep, you can sip on my famous egg nog. Keep your chin up! ;)
rubbertoast 2
man up and grab a broom!!!
tagrace 0
My mother did crap like that to me the whole time I was growing up. The best part is, when you are older and everyone is sitting around talking about the past you get to bring it up and make her look and feel like a terrible mom. Bonus: you can do it over and over.
gracehi 33
And you get the satisfaction of being the bigger person, right?
PYLrulz 17
A bigger person than one that lies about what you did, especially of that magnitude.
j_cat187 20
Run away, stay with a friend and be a complete dick to everyone. Problem resolved!
funnytruth 0
I would of called CPS and that SUCKS
the_anti_hipster 7
CPS? For supposedly framing and grounding your child? It's people like that who keep the system clogged up with useless complaints while the truly neglected and abused have to wait. She won't be winning "Mother of the Year" anytime soon but calling CPS? No.
Ashley91129 6
I'm guessing you're about 13. So do what your parents say. And your mom's a psycho.
RigPig 3
Life's rough! Mom's makin me do chores'n'shit!
PYLrulz 17
If you are 18 or older, just get the hell outta there now. It's one thing to be mad. To outright lie (if that is the case) like that... What a bitch your mother is.
outstandtacular 11
Haha.
griffy14 9
I don't see much posting about the dad. Shame on the mother for lying to her husband and being immature. From the sound of it, grounding was the punishment. I bet the dad ended up having to clean it up. I'd also bet the mother did it.