Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, on my way to my job interview, the man who was supposed to be interviewing me slammed into my car because he wasn’t paying attention. He fired me for raising his insurance premiums. I got fired before getting the job. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
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Top comments
mikedivine28 5
Free pass to show up to work drunk tomorrow..
InnocentLies 0
Can you quit that job?
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Comments (79)
callofduty4life 0
Maybe your boss wouldn't yell at you if you wasn't such a bad employee.
rsmmsm 1
what kind of ****** up boss does that??
rattusrattus 19
I would second that, and add w*nker, pillock and berk to the list.
Snackbars 0
Well maybe you shouldn't let him drive.
LoneStarTexan 6
*face palm* wow
DropBearHunter 8
*Synchronised double facepalm*
Grimmerie 31
post-natal abortion, anyone?
T3P33_fml 0
Falcon punch works from 1s. to 200years after inpregnantation.
TheNewGuy03 29
in...PREGNANTATION?!?!??!? don't mind me; i'm just having a seizure over here. HAAAAALP |the kid|
RyDawg918 0
ydi for being lazy
ReynshineCutting 10
22 you deserve everything in life for your shirt. HOOK 'EM HORNS!
Based 0
More like c-c-c-comment breaker!
DropBearHunter 8
So your boss abused you because he had to work his shift... Wow what a twat.
rudie_fml 0
what an asshole boss
rudie_fml 0
I like turtles!!
TheNewGuy03 29
we have something in common, thus making us soulmates. congrats. |the kid|
denvan 0
What a douche of a boss for abusing Recovery Monday