jacky tu
United States
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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SchoolFMLs
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
blue15564
Davenport, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Giraafe
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
MeanMother
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
crimsoncon
Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
gothchick201013
Dayton, United States
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
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Tewpawn 4
you sick person. poor dog.
MAGNAVOX 0
Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?
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Comments (133)
MAGNAVOX 0
Did they save you cake in a doggie bag?
xoxo31 0
hahahaha!
FFML_314 12
Your family is seriously strange.
bobbitomedina 0
13-you are extremely cute :)
FFML_314 12
Thanks.
daywalker26 0
double agreed!
And_Jelly 0
DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO STFU
mahimalil 0
omg I saw this FML in moderation !!!
Glorii 0
thats weird!!
VenusUnbound 0
YDI for ruining such a special day. I hope he misses your birthday, you selfish brat. See how that feels.
yomamasmama 0
hahahahahahahahhahahahaha omfg , duddde, s'all good tho cause you can always get your dogg some'n nice :)
staypon 0
that's rude. ydi
jacquelinerox 1
that poor dog ydi
perdix 31
Wait one-seventh of a year and you'll go to the next one. You'd better give it a good ass-sniffing then, or you'll be in deeper dog doo-doo.
hosscat74 0
ydi for hurting petas feelings.
mintcar 10
Hahaha, your picture is ******* hilarious.
hosscat74 0
why thank you.
itsybitsyspider 0
omfg you horriable girl/guy! tsk tsk, ;P