Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML
Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss had to leave the house for a little while. She asked me to take any messages she got. I answered the phone and lady calling said she was returning her call about the opening for a nanny position. I'm the current nanny. I found out I'm being fired by the new nanny. FML
Today, after spending 5 years working towards my dream job, getting it, and while in training telling a risqué joke, I got suspended the next day, lost the job, and I'm now in a shitty admin job. FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML
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Top comments
Seabass_Chan 33
What a vile bitch. Gather as much evidence as possible and take this shit straight to the higher ups.
oyeh 19
This surpasses shitty, it's vicious. I agree with #2, gather evidence and sue them for workplace sabotage, those scum deserve the worst punishment they can get.
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CLT_420 13
Always ask the boss how to do things afterwards just incase. Almost the same thing happened to me but I was smart enough to know that cold foods definitely don't go with the hot foods and that the eggs always go last or on top
mikuxxhatsune 32
Is this real... because something exactly like this happens in the Demi Lovato game (the games I play...)
EDGE1095 20
you should tell her boss about this
BellinaNico 15
I had the EXACT same thing happen to me. I was mad at first but I realized that I wouldn't want to work with people like that anyway. You dodged a bullet. Think of it like that ?
dddd47906 5
Get all the evidence you have and SUE HER! And the company.
abbaaay_23 6
What a sick person. And all the other ones who were in on it. Don't worry they will get what's coming their way.
TAntobella 14
Report the shit out of her.
8djht8 19
all I'm saying is vengeance in a professional non arrestable manner should do the trick
stepmommy 5
keep practicing. tell him not to be shy and tell you what to do. don't forget his balls. when having a hard time, just **** him. #HAPPILYMARRIED
bruh_dafuq 16
The same exact thing happened to mom a few months back. The best thing to do is to check in with your higher ups.