Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML
Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss had to leave the house for a little while. She asked me to take any messages she got. I answered the phone and lady calling said she was returning her call about the opening for a nanny position. I'm the current nanny. I found out I'm being fired by the new nanny. FML
Today, after spending 5 years working towards my dream job, getting it, and while in training telling a risqué joke, I got suspended the next day, lost the job, and I'm now in a shitty admin job. FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML
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Top comments
Seabass_Chan 33
What a vile bitch. Gather as much evidence as possible and take this shit straight to the higher ups.
oyeh 19
This surpasses shitty, it's vicious. I agree with #2, gather evidence and sue them for workplace sabotage, those scum deserve the worst punishment they can get.
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Comments (80)
sohigh10 34
If she has to go that length just to get her job back after maternity leave.. don't you think there's something wrong with your dream company?
Jowisee 29
I was thinking this too. If she comes back to work after 6 months (in the UK) they have to give her the job back and OP would just be maternity cover (temporary). If she comes back after that time then they can't guarantee her original position but have to offer her an alternative.
PANDORUM89 21
That doesn't make any sense, when you go on maternity leave you are guaranteed your job back or if your position no longer exists you are given a similar job with equal pay and benefits.
amileah13 26
How the heck did you find this out?? And try to report to hr if you can!
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
There are laws in place to prevent a new mother from losing her job due to maternity. She and her scumbag coworkers didn't need to do such a despicable thing. I hope they all get what they deserve.
lexiieeex3 32
If you're a part of a union can you talk to your rep or something? That or HR I mean seriously that's ****** up.
CoolCookie210 22
What an evil, conniving bitch
dragoongirl90 34
Report that shit!
writerchic85 26
I'm surprised no boss corrected you when they saw you were doing it wrong. Unless the boss was in on it too. In this case they should have told you it was a temporary position in the first place and not done this to you.
hshaneberger 14
People suck. Don't let it bring you down
KatieeMoe 14
I think you need a lawyer.