Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, in order to have a nice relaxing bubble bath, I lit candles, played soothing music, and poured myself a glass of wine. Just as I was about to get in, I slipped on a patch of wet floor, dumped the wine on myself, and fell backward into the tub… that didn't have any water in it. Now I’m soaked in wine and bruised. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
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Top comments
gh0sthunter 6
See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.
BlesstheSilence 11
Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass
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Comments (93)
uss125 0
Sounds like a job well done lol
BlesstheSilence 11
Your motivational poster goes well with your comment lol :D
harof1c 0
Ok how much did you drink
McDonaldsworker 4
Lmao "extremely wasted" is what I think OP said...
Rainbowbright99 4
Pics or it didn't happen. :) jk and the human ying yang comment made me lol for real.
idontknowyou123 0
CAUTION: Slippery When Wet
PsychSwirl2012 1
Haha! I wish I'd thought of this one.
Pelreskovich 11
Nice. You got wedged! ;)
nelliednt 6
How fat are you people, wtf how do you get wedged in a shower?
Llamacod 11
Wedged in a tub. Reading comprehension, try it sometime.
perdix 31
Wait until the vomiting begins...
perdix 31
By the person who finds the two, drunk, naked fatties stuffed into the bathtub like chubby sardines.
BeefyQueef 5
57- You shouldn't chew your fingernails.
drdraaman 0
Just....no.
jbloogle 10
That'll be pretty hot.
kruggs980 0
Omg you honestly you could stand?!
Okamigurl 16
...huh????
lefty619 6
Better hope the hot water don't run out haha
DocBastard 40
There should be a warning label on every alcoholic beverage that says, "WARNING: Excessive consumption can lead to excessive stupidity."
rattusrattus 19
I learnt that lesson last Friday. I 'borrowed' an Xbox. Just the console. It has been returned. Lets face it, shower sex is precarious even when sober.
isis_morrigan 18
It would be nice, but I highly doubt it would do any good at all.