Health and Weird: Wicked

Wicked

By lordoftheweird - 22/02/2023 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was accused of witchcraft. This is not the first time this has happened. FML

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Thaylok 17

Thursday 23 February 2023 21:29

why, what was done? spell it out for us.

idragosani 15

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Why is this a bad thing? Some context here would help.

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Thursday 23 February 2023 15:19

Wyrd Shit Happens. Terry Pratchett helps.

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why, what was done? spell it out for us.

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Why is this a bad thing? Some context here would help.

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