Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML
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Indianboy9321
| 25
That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!
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tray623
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I'm 100% done with this post.
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Indianboy9321
| 25
That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!
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devildog562
| 33
I missed this the first time I read it. Well played. Subtle and methodical.
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tigerborn69
| 18
you're 50% there :)
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Garrett2818
| 21
Hopefully op doesn't push to hard and shit themselves.
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Animekid126
| 13
It's not as easy as it sounds.. Probably was on the verge of ripping a huge one or shitting themself
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redstone7693
| 29
Good pun.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
It doesn't matter what it's for, if it's important, always go to the bathroom before you take a serious exam. No if, ands, or buts...
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KILLERZARIC
| 10
See, this is why you shouldn't half ass things.... I'll show myself out
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BigLatchZatch
| 14
Just a shitty situation in general.
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mif_fml
| 27
Why #14... I honestly thought we were done with this.
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warsun
| 27
Honestly it should be #14 that should show himself out
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Marcella1016
| 31
What's with people making a joke and volunteering to "show yourself out?" If your joke is wack, you'll get downvoted anyway. If your joke is funny, I will downvote you just for adding that unnecessary "hahaha-my-joke-sucks-i-shouldnt-be-here" line. Just say what you have to say and that's it.
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cp399
| 14
Finish the exam on the toilet? XD
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sayyestothedress
| 24
How the fuck can she finish the test on the toilet?!? It's like saying "can I have all the answers on my hand while writing the test?" It's a stupid idea! And plus she's in college, she HAS to finish the exam in the class room
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cp399
| 14
It was a goddamn joke. Obviously she can't really finish the exam on the toilet.
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tray623
| 7
I'm 100% done with this post.
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MeanBeagle
| 22
im 100% done wi
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nick3600
| 22
You 50% suck... And 50% retard
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devildog562
| 33
Cramps during class sucks , even worse during an exam. Should have busted a van wilder and shat in the trash can , then explain to the teacher they said no breaks no excuses .
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mattrd_fml
| 31
best scene of that movie.
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devildog562
| 33
I beg to differ. Topless tutors completely change my college education.
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ethawesome1125
| 10
And im 50% done with this post
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gracehi
| 31
I agree. Your life 100% sucks.
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Mc2013
| 18
That is 100% bad luck for you OP.
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thanks_guys
| 14
50%+50%+50%+50%+50%=100% FYL.
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yuggi1
| 11
=250% :D
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
LOL #10 what the hell kind of math class did you take?
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HairIsEverything
| 15
#22 the kind that teaches bad FML math jokes ..
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MidnaLink
| 32
#10 was pretty damn close though; 50 + 25 + 12.5 + 6.25 + 3.125 + 1.5625 = 98.4375 (I had to add another one just to nudge it close enough).
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BSnapZ
| 21
#51 There is no universe in which that math is legit.
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punkchess09
| 7
Actually, the comment makes sense. You just have to read it carefully.
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Emzinatorbot
| 26
I'm not gonna lie, that's really unfortunate. Sorry OP, but hey at least it's not 100%