I missed this the first time I read it. Well played. Subtle and methodical.

you're 50% there :)

Hopefully op doesn't push to hard and shit themselves.

It's not as easy as it sounds.. Probably was on the verge of ripping a huge one or shitting themself

Good pun.

It doesn't matter what it's for, if it's important, always go to the bathroom before you take a serious exam. No if, ands, or buts...

Just a shitty situation in general.

Why #14... I honestly thought we were done with this.

Honestly it should be #14 that should show himself out

What's with people making a joke and volunteering to "show yourself out?" If your joke is wack, you'll get downvoted anyway. If your joke is funny, I will downvote you just for adding that unnecessary "hahaha-my-joke-sucks-i-shouldnt-be-here" line. Just say what you have to say and that's it.

How the fuck can she finish the test on the toilet?!? It's like saying "can I have all the answers on my hand while writing the test?" It's a stupid idea! And plus she's in college, she HAS to finish the exam in the class room

It was a goddamn joke. Obviously she can't really finish the exam on the toilet.

im 100% done wi

You 50% suck... And 50% retard

best scene of that movie.

I beg to differ. Topless tutors completely change my college education.

=250% :D

LOL #10 what the hell kind of math class did you take?

#22 the kind that teaches bad FML math jokes ..

#10 was pretty damn close though; 50 + 25 + 12.5 + 6.25 + 3.125 + 1.5625 = 98.4375 (I had to add another one just to nudge it close enough).

#51 There is no universe in which that math is legit.

Actually, the comment makes sense. You just have to read it carefully.