By all shat out - 07/11/2014 06:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML
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Indianboy9321 25

That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!

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teamnikster 9

How the hell do you repeat only 50% of a class?

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steftriv 18

OP just has to write another midterm!

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Well I guess if you look at it as in if he takes the class again then only the material up to the midterm is repeat material so he is only repeating 50% of the class. However it does say final college exam...

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HairIsEverything 15

Pretty sure he means it as in he got an F in the class, like 50%. So it was pretty clever in the context of his post.

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trellz17 19

How long were you on the toilet to where you weren't able to complete your final?

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wannabesinger 16

Depending on your professor, if you leave during the exam you're not allowed back in to complete it.

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trellz17 19

Was a serious question, don't know why I was thumbed down. But thanks #26.

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DenverTyrrell 13

All those 50%'s confused me a little :S but I know one thing I feel sorry for you

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buttersmom 14

This is probably the most annoying post to read that I have seen. Bravo, OP.

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HanBroman 20

there is nothing funny or clever about how this post is worded. nice try...

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jwb8711 13

How the hell did this get through moderation

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Clawsified 6

50% of the way reading the message I became 100% annoyed by your writing style.

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