Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, I called off my wedding because I found out he was cheating, but my daughter is more upset that she spent $400 on a bridesmaid's gown and now can't get a refund. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
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Top comments
Nickb55 16
If I were you I would also feel bad if it was my daughter who bought it too...
woainishamu 21
Never say never to your husband's love for Bieber.
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Comments (132)
sporteeholmes01 15
Bieber's got some good songs now!!!
Alastor13X 8
Who did you marry? Cleveland Brown?
DatWeirdoDoe 9
Well, im glad he bought his newer music then his oñd ones right?
FFDP 5
And there goes his man card.....
DestinyNiya 33
Parism143, I cannot believe you're a metalhead. Metal is soulful and meaningful.. unlike Justin Bieber and stuff. Smfh.
WeskersSexslave 15
wow. might want to marry a real man
Krb1995 5
Your husband may be gay.
597mph 10
I think we have a problem here...
vagabond78 1
I'd say it's time to find another man, but it doesn't sound like you had one to begin with.
Curlytwirly22 17
It's okay as long as he doesn't make you listen to it that music sucks :/