Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, I called off my wedding because I found out he was cheating, but my daughter is more upset that she spent $400 on a bridesmaid's gown and now can't get a refund. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
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Top comments
Nickb55 16
If I were you I would also feel bad if it was my daughter who bought it too...
woainishamu 21
Never say never to your husband's love for Bieber.
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Comments (132)
Goblin182 27
Tell your husband to turn in his man card
Wuff 6
Look at the bright side, at least your daughter isn't a believer.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
At least you didn't pay $100k to look like him
Epic_Times 10
You know, as an MJ fan I gotta say, Beiber's music is just copying most of what's out there, singing about getting a girl, sex etc so he's really not unique. now compared to MJ, Queen, The Beatles, Lionel Richie this kid won't be remembered for a positive influence in the Music Industry. Rape happens for a reason? seriously.... It shouldn't happen at all. selfish prick.
tophatgandhi 0
Divorce Papers Prepared
sweet_n_sour123 1
Im a belieber 2 i did that to my mom dad and brother
sthrnbell 9
Lol
DAILYFMLEXPERT 6
When you get home from work each day of your life is your husband like...BABY.......BABY.....BABY.....OOOOOHHHHHH!
sempisaviour 17
Plot twist: your husband bought it for your daughter.
MrZsDad 19
Well at least you have reasonable grounds for divorce when he comes out of the closet. I truly hope it's a gift for your daughter.