Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my brat daughter got pissed that I didn't spend "enough" money on her Sweet Sixteen party. She threw a tantrum and told my husband about my affair. FML
Today, I called off my wedding because I found out he was cheating, but my daughter is more upset that she spent $400 on a bridesmaid's gown and now can't get a refund. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
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Top comments
Nickb55 16
If I were you I would also feel bad if it was my daughter who bought it too...
woainishamu 21
Never say never to your husband's love for Bieber.
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Comments (132)
nokturn_fml 11
I honestly don't think it matters what kind of music you listen too.. 80$? You guys do realize buying ONE song off iTunes or something is usually over at a dollar so it's not to crazy...
amisenho 11
I miss the old days when a song cost $0.99. Music must appreciate in value over time.
sempisaviour 17
Hahahahahahahahahahaha #119. Try Emusic, where it costs 70 cents a song.
Nish007 15
I dont belieb you
Shmatterhorn 38
Check the contents of his MP3 player to be sure. Then check out his man card.
shorty3313 8
you dont have a husband, you have a wife with a terrible taste in music.
nmw404 6
Take away his mancard!
bobsanction 18
Guess it's time for a divorce.
odysseus6994 7
You need to get your husband to a U2 concert IMMEDIATELY.
GodKing709 2
im sorry thats a horrible way to find out your husbands gay
Hutch1965 6
Apparently you are married to a teenage girl.
sempisaviour 17
Hahahahahahaha. That one was golden. I wonder how these people get such good jokes about guys who like that drug abusing pig. Seriously. That's hilarious.
oreoeater 21
Maybe he bought it for ur daughter and plans on giving her it at her birthday?