Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
NotSoWise
Waterford, Ireland
Make it stop!
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Anonymous
Rijeka, Croatia
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML
Cindy1897
Ouch
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Anonymous
All over
Today, after I had my wisdom teeth cut out yesterday, so of course I’m in pain. To top it off, I threw my back out today and can’t bend over. So in the end, I’m loopy from pain meds and my back hurts twice as bad as my mouth. Go figure. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Here we go again
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Maria
La Junta, United States
Cracked
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
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fireball941 6
tragic
DocBastard 40
I'm sure you also love it when people sensually tickle your nethers with chicken feathers while singing the soundtrack to "The Sound Of Music," but what does this have to do with anything?
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kirvinkidink 0
Ouch!!! I hope you went under at least!!!
ulicksam 0
Suck it up. I had all 4 of mine out at once, 2 impacted. I didn't take any pain meds, not because I'm allergic but because it's really not that bad. Wussy.
StephWALKER 17
I don't see how you can be allergic to all types of pain medication. There would be some with different types of ingredients/chemicals in each different brand. The main active chemical would surely differ depending upon which brand/type of medication. If you truly are, then you have my pity.
cwilmoth 0
that happened to me. they told me Tylenol should dull the pain.... asswholes.... hood luck
i_love_jb 0
I'm getting 6 teeth pulled tomorrow !! :( and woow, that sucks.
smiiileyyy 5
ouch.
kaitlin33 0
advil and and a sleep med will help I'm allergic to all pain meds and that's what helped me
TheWicked 4
Jeez.. people cry about everything nowadays, I've taken out teeth without meds as well and let me tell you that there is things that are endlessly more painful than that. Also I call motherfucking bullshit on being allergic to all pain meds, just shows that you ***** know absolutely nothing about meds at all.
miss1986 0
i hope u feel better!!!
clayzgurl 1
mine were impacted and I got put under and all four removed. it really wasn't that bad until I got dry socket... believe me you will want some sort of pain relief if you get that. it was horrible.