Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
NotSoWise
Waterford, Ireland
Make it stop!
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Anonymous
Rijeka, Croatia
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML
Cindy1897
Ouch
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Anonymous
All over
Today, after I had my wisdom teeth cut out yesterday, so of course I’m in pain. To top it off, I threw my back out today and can’t bend over. So in the end, I’m loopy from pain meds and my back hurts twice as bad as my mouth. Go figure. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Here we go again
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Maria
La Junta, United States
Cracked
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
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fireball941 6
tragic
DocBastard 40
I'm sure you also love it when people sensually tickle your nethers with chicken feathers while singing the soundtrack to "The Sound Of Music," but what does this have to do with anything?
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arnthegreat 0
you're allergic to -all- pain meds? you know your body basically creates certain pain meds.... Before you FML for attention, think about it!
Nayzo 1
This is exactly how I learned that I am allergic to prescription pain killers. You have my sympathy, op.
TheWicked 4
@140 Stupid.
obtusian 7
You have never taken pain killing medication before? Lucky person.
Q94 5
Calling b.s. so they just tied your hands down & closed the door & put in the earplugs?Can't they give you general anesthesia?
Liz526 3
Have your oral surgeon put gauze with clove oil in the pockets. They need to be changed every two days, but it completely numbs it all!
Peacewind 0
I was hospitalized because the dentist used dirty tools, refused me antibiotics and hacked at my gums. I stopped breathing 4 times in hospital because the infection had swollen so big that it cut off my windpipe. I can't sue cuz I have "no proof".
Vamphyre73 12
i had eleven teeth out at the same time including the four wisdom teeth, I am extremely sorry for you, I had pain medication but I still know how you feel.
jebusandme 1
You're full of crap, legally dentists in north america can't remove more the a few teeth at a time, if you got eleven out AND your wisdom teeth it would be over a year or longer and like 4 appointments. So either you live in afghanistan or you need to try harder. Also agree with 155, smoke herb all day to kill the pain, or ask for vicodin if you're not allergic to it, it's pretty much weed in pill form
jrichey10 0
smoke herb duh
ubunchofpanzies 0
Time to quit being a bitch
DeanaGirl 0
Hmm allergic to all pain meds or the tylenol/aspirin that is produced in those pills? I find it hard to believe that you are allergic to Narcotics, Opiates AND benzos... What type of allergic reaction? If its just a sick tummy well then honey time to stop whining pop a couple of vicodin with a swig of pepto to make you feel better! Otherwise I agree smoke some pot or just take a benzo or sleeping pill to relax your body enough that the pain doesnt feel so severe. I have an issue where I have to take a benzo (xanax or valium) along with my vicodin otherwise it wont work because I have high anxiety which is exasperated by pain