Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
NotSoWise
Waterford, Ireland
Make it stop!
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Anonymous
Rijeka, Croatia
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML
Cindy1897
Ouch
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Anonymous
All over
Today, after I had my wisdom teeth cut out yesterday, so of course I’m in pain. To top it off, I threw my back out today and can’t bend over. So in the end, I’m loopy from pain meds and my back hurts twice as bad as my mouth. Go figure. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Here we go again
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Maria
La Junta, United States
Cracked
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
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fireball941 6
tragic
DocBastard 40
I'm sure you also love it when people sensually tickle your nethers with chicken feathers while singing the soundtrack to "The Sound Of Music," but what does this have to do with anything?
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tammy162242 0
I got all 4 done a few months ago and I swelled up really bad and my bruises were huge, horrid, and stayed for quite a while.
skyiscool 0
smoke weed
Twistedsoul_fml 0
ur alergic to sleep?
clbradley 0
bullshit! i got all 4 of mine pulled out at the same time. and it sucked. but then again, i actually had pain meds. sorry OP. drink some whiskey
knibbsy 4
Waka waka waka!
yowzerz 5
FYL but then again I guess it's good that you had them all taken out at once rather than each one taken out four separate times :p
junz_fml 0
That must hurt like hell.
IloveDrive_A 3
I'm getting all four of my wisdom teeth extracted in two days.... I hope it's not so bad as it sounds.
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
Ouch!!! i had one removed 3 weeks ago, the pain is horrible!!!
FMLrey 0
wow this shit hurt likes a ******* BITCH! lol
Maht_fml 0
This sounds oddly familiar. It angers me.