anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
me
Wyandotte, United States
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
wrongcar
United States
It wasn't me, officer
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
neverdatingacopagain
United States
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Joel
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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kayvan 8
That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!
cucuto89 0
you should do her and break her heart again
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Comments (191)
boyle195_fml 0
how did the cop no it was you if you were in the car
GCali4 0
what a dick
serenaaaa_fml 0
wow. fyl
gazelle_fml 0
ok well obviously u hurt her real bad I'f he like "hates" you lol:P
dinoslijno 0
Impossible. Cops always allow a small margin of error because of forces beyond your or their control (ie speedometer mistakes, wind, etc)
trahan53708 0
shouldn't have screwed daddys little girl
Nukey 2
This is a lie, not because of the margin of error, but because THE SMALLEST TICKET THEY CAN GIVE YOU FOR SPEEDING IS FOR 10 MILES OVER. The only time they can give you one for anything smaller than that is when it was in a zero tolerance zone, in which case, ydi, because when in a zero tolerance zone you're encouraged to stay UNDER the speed limit, not at it. If you're going about 6 or 7 over they can start writing them for 10 without it being that far off.
tjbishop 0
I hate cops with a F-ing passion.
birdman19 0
you should go to traffic court and fight the ticket. I know if u go under 5 miles over the speed limit the cops can't give you a ticket. plus if I know my laws right cause you go a ticket for that you could file police harrasment charges against him.
toxicavenger89 0
what an asshole. cops like that give the rest of them a bad rep.