Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML
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Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, the police gave me a ticket for obstructing a loading bay as the vehicle "was not parked within the loading bay markings". I couldn't get the vehicle fully into the loading bay because there was a police vehicle in the way. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're just a ******* idiot. I'm gonna go with the latter.
akallaan 7
There is a YouTube video about that. The guy got a ticket for the same reason and then he rode in the bike cycle lane and purposely hit construction cones, cars, and even a police car because they were all obstructing the bicycle lane. Quite funny, but it does suck OP.
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Comments (73)
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
That's pretty lame, cops always come up with some bs thing to ticket you for
mgsoloist 14
Ah YOU'RE the one that took the username I wanted. :)
HahaYDI 0
Wasn't there just recently a YouTube video addressing this issue?
Wozuh 5
Yeah I saw that, but it takes place in New York.
iamjesus00 0
Ydi for not riding In the bikelane
bsharp1 1
Ydi for sucking at reading.
upwardSpiral 4
wow if the cop had bothered to use his eyes, it wouldn't be an FML
upwardSpiral 4
wow I accidentally thumbed down my own comment o_O
BelleBelle_fml 11
Why, were you trying to thumbs up your own comment?
Offeiriad 5
Reminds me of when I was given a ticket for running a red light a few years ago. I didn't run the red light. There were cars stopped in front of me leaving me in the middle of the intersection. Had I not gone, the traffic coming from my left would've slammed into my car.
sourgirl101 29
You're not suppose to block the intersection. I understand you were probably trying to beat the red light, if I'm picturing what you're saying correctly. But you were in the wrong non the less. Sorry, I hate people blocking my way when the light turns green for me.
Magex 12
That really stinks!
goodfella925 0
danm cops will **** you over everything now. all cause them pigs getting laid off and pink slips
Bloodywolf20 9
I will admit that this cop is a dick But not all law enforcement officers are that way Most would just let it slip Dont let one cop be the reason you hate all cops
ilikeapplejuice 7
this reminds me of the cops from Reno 911 for some reason..
akallaan 7
There is a YouTube video about that. The guy got a ticket for the same reason and then he rode in the bike cycle lane and purposely hit construction cones, cars, and even a police car because they were all obstructing the bicycle lane. Quite funny, but it does suck OP.
Conner Dalbeck 15
what's the video name?
crazyCI 7
How much do they fine you?