Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML
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Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, the police gave me a ticket for obstructing a loading bay as the vehicle "was not parked within the loading bay markings". I couldn't get the vehicle fully into the loading bay because there was a police vehicle in the way. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're just a ******* idiot. I'm gonna go with the latter.
akallaan 7
There is a YouTube video about that. The guy got a ticket for the same reason and then he rode in the bike cycle lane and purposely hit construction cones, cars, and even a police car because they were all obstructing the bicycle lane. Quite funny, but it does suck OP.
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Comments (73)
mbaim7 4
Fight it!
8sq 13
Ugh, I hate cops to. They are so ignorant
SupahAsian 4
And you didn't bother pointing this out to him?
kmumma 3
Thats funny bc today the cops came to my house after my friend yelled F U old man to a bike rider
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Muahahahaha
KatieeAdamss 17
Moderated this!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
At least you didn't get the Rodney King treatment
MagicMix 0
there is a YouTube vid off this stort...