Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I was stranded on the couch with a sleeping baby. I had my phone, but everything I wanted to do needed both hands, or sound. I was toying with my phone on my lips when someone texted me, causing the phone to vibrate my teeth, which hurt, and to avoid my baby falling, I crunched my shoulder and pulled a muscle. FML
Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
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Raven_fml 0
Yet another reason to hate facebook.
KT33 0
First of all: Don’t post any comments which could negatively influence on the veracity of a FML or even on the anecdote’s potential to be a FML. Don’t ruin others pleasure. [That is in the posting rules, in case you haven't read them.] Secondly, I have also done far less with a laptop than drop it from a bed to have it stop working, so that definitely could happen. And, it doesn't matter how big the fall is or how hard it is, so much as HOW they fall, so someone could very easily break their arm falling off of their bed, especially if their arm was reached out to pick up a cell phone.
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member0987654321 0
you can get texts from facebook?!
member0987654321 0
you can get texts from facebook?!
member0987654321 0
wow. wow.. that really. really. sucks.
in7HI5di4ry 0
#39, I got an account specifically to tell you that YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT. Do you think just because his laptop breaks, he is not able to access a computer anymore? Especially if he is a student, or even has a decent job, he will have access to a computer. My laptop broke and it was half a year before I could afford a new one. DO you think I went half a year without getting on the internet? That is an incredibly useless reason to doubt the fml. That really, really sucks though! I'm so sorry about your Mac (and your arm--but personally I would probably feel worse about the Mac since the arm would be covered by insurance) ;)
semperfikwi 0
That sucks, I know how you feel though, I wrecked my truck and almost killed myself trying to respond "i cant wait to see you" in a text message. it was the most expensive text i've ever had
stfuchivonne 0
facebook sends out texts now?
nafiul93 0
haha thats so ****** hilarious and u must be extremely fat assed to fracture your arm from falling off a bed
lovelylaura1459 0
That sounds a lil more crazy than me breaking my humerus when hugging my sister... =P
Xeeon 0
maybe you should get a real computer and stop using shitty social networks haha.
oxid_fml 0
@61: Mac vs. PC arguments need to stop. They're never ending, and it gets old... quick. Facebook bashing needs to stop. You can't label a social network 'shitty' because of a bunch of insecure teenagers that misuse it. You need to target your anger towards the subjectivity of addictive or insecure personalities. Each person uses it differently, you do with it what you please. So grow up, and stop thinking that discrimination against something popular, (ie. being out of a trend) makes you socially superior. It doesn't. It just makes the rest of society sympathize with you, because the amount of effort you put into being 'cool' is blatantly depressing.