Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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sjb_2015 20
Seems legit.
bradleysol 11
Maybe she was already pregnant...
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Comments (237)
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
*cum
JdmLife 7
she was cheating ! leave her tell her to find another sucker too blame .
dimple13194 10
Not urs
darkfireflame 15
She's cheating on you.
warracen123 2
moral of the storey kids, sex is like basketball, you dribble before you shoot
Ashlei69 4
she could be a crazy bitch that's lying, or she cheated. or the slimmest chances in the world, you are the father
tmanman 3
Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but it's impossible to get pregnant from precum. They lie to high school students because accidents happen and since high school boys are two pump chumps, they can't control them selves. Even sperm that might sneak out in the precum are too few to reach an egg, don't contain the vital chemicals that are released by the prostate that only happen during ejaculation and precum basically is a neutralizer for the ph in urine and is too acidic for sperm to survive so basically, kids not yours
kristenmarie211 2
She's cheating probably
whiskeygirl321 4
Although it could still be possible it was you (holes in the condom, pre ejaculation has more sperm in it than cum itself), its highly unlikely. Sounds like your girlfriend just wants attention, or she's trying to "trap" you.
Altesse52 0
DNA test.