Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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sjb_2015 20
Seems legit.
bradleysol 11
Maybe she was already pregnant...
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Comments (237)
fivehuskies 6
You didn't even cum? How is that possible?
Alikgentry 8
sounds like she's trying to pin it on you.
worldclassrager 41
Time will tell right?
minirasmussen 10
DNA test
legendof90 14
It's called pre cum I think
laurellkawes 31
Probably not yours
AmbrosiaFan 19
ANY time you have sex you can get pregnant, and even if you haven't climaxed you can get her pregnant from pre-cum. However, I would definitely request a paternity test.
TrickyDipper27 1
the feels
T1A2Z3 35
I would recommend a paternity test... Although that's possible it's so unlikely it would need checking out.