Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at my job for over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML
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Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML
Today, the person recently hired to work in my spot during my days off started at a higher hourly rate than me, after I have been here for nearly three years. I asked for a raise and got a dollar more; meanwhile, my regional counterparts make 4 dollars more per hour. FML
Today, I got a 25-cent raise at work. That would be wonderful, had they not cut 6 hours off my schedule as well. I'm now making $200 less a month than I was pre-raise. FML
Today, I was promoted. After going to school for 10 months to get certified for the new position, training extensively, and taking on a ton more responsibility, I was hoping for a decent raise. How much do my bosses think all of that time and effort is worth? One dollar more per hour than I made before. FML
Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML
Today, I found out that one of my coworkers, who has been with the company for less than a week, is getting a $7k pay rise. I've been with the company for 8 months and still on minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out I make less money than the temps at my job by over 2 dollars an hour. I've been working there the longest and do 75% of the job myself. I was told, "We'll think about it" when talking to upper management about getting equal pay or close to. FML
Today, I finally got a raise after years of hard work! Excited, I went on a shopping spree, but as I checked the latest prices, it turns out that my extra income barely covers the increase in my grocery bill. Thanks, inflation. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
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saa994 0
you can buy gum.
heywood 0
Your job sucks. Get a new one.
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brendiz 0
i say your working at kmart?
justsayerin 0
At least you work more than the people who are getting hired. I've worked at my job for 2 years, and the people that are getting hired are making 25c more an hour than I do.
sam_fml 0
Today, I didn't get a raise. I've worked at my job for five years and make the same as people who have worked there for 3 minutes. FML, not yours.
silly248 0
Any place that has people who worked there for 3 years getting the same pay as new people is like, not the kind of job that would pay much anyway. McDonald's or Walmart?
iamatacomuff 0
moo
Colin91 0
Yeah it sucks sometimes, but, I'm guessing you work retail? Either way, companies especially in today's economic crisis rarely give out bonuses or raises. You're lucky to have a job, at least you didn't make a FYL about being fired from a job you've been working at for 3 years.
ConSeannery 0
wow people. look for new jobs daily. stop being doormats. if new hires get more than you, find another place where you can start at a better wage and QUIT your current job. you'll probably find other doormats who have worked there for years and dont have the balls to walk out. You people have confidence issues. Retards can sell a burger or work at wal-mart. Do you have a learning disability? Cerebral palsy? No? Then you can move around as much as you like. ******* grow a pair
aurorelle 0
Shrugs, you're making 20 cents more than they are, quit whining.
pppokeyface 0
Haha! I get a $0.20 raise every may!
Dimaranien 1
I make $2.33 an hour, as a waitress. if it's dead, we can go home with $15 for the entire 5 hour shift. we get 1 cent raises, once a year. i would take the 10 cents any day.