Today, I got a perm in an attempt to prove to my family that I'd been doing well with my life since I last saw them almost a year ago. I ended up going over for dinner looking like Bozo the Clown thanks to my idiot stylist, and my brothers wouldn't stop mocking me about it. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I unwittingly told the barber, “Do whatever you think looks best.” He got creative. Forty-five minutes later, I walked out with a haircut that made me look like a backup dancer in a 1990s boy band. My girlfriend said, “You're going to have to wear a beanie if you want to walk around with me.” FML
Today, I attempted a DIY haircut. In the process, I somehow managed to give myself a reverse mohawk. I now look like I'm auditioning for a punk rock band from the 80s. FML
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
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RooskieDusha 2
Wait. A perm means you're doing well in life?
BuffaloSabres134 8
How does a perm show success?
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Comments (88)
haleyh97 2
Umm no offense intended, but no one gets perms anymore... That means you're doing well? :/
redmane 21
Old ladies get perms and women get a perm to beach wave their hair.
KiddNYC1O 22
Business all over?
Tamz13 2
Natural is always way better than chemically mangling your hair. Poor choice on your part, but then again, your stylist should have known how it was likely to come out based on your hair type. You need to look for someone who will actually tell you what will suit your hair type & face shape, not just do whatever & collect the cash.
geod69 8
Brothers are nice to have around aren't we
ScaryLullaby 10
There is more to life than hair.
hateevryone 15
Why would you get a perm? And what does that have to do with your well-being?
octopussperm125 18
Im gettin a perm if it means success then ill go get some lottery tickets. Itll be my lucky perm
ntd309 14
59 - How can you love your siblings and them love you back if you are at each other's necks? I never talk to my siblings anymore because the last thing I need is a damn good reason to put someone into the hospital/casket. If this banter at school happens, its bullying. but if it happens at home, is it brotherly love?
McAninch35 9
I make fun of and wrestle my brothers constantly. And yet, GASP, they're still my best friends on this earth. I'm sorry your sibling relationships suck, but don't generalize everyone's because of that.
off_constantly 8
Thank god I was blessed with delicious curls. I also hope you fix your bad hair problems OP.