Today, I got a perm in an attempt to prove to my family that I'd been doing well with my life since I last saw them almost a year ago. I ended up going over for dinner looking like Bozo the Clown thanks to my idiot stylist, and my brothers wouldn't stop mocking me about it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I unwittingly told the barber, “Do whatever you think looks best.” He got creative. Forty-five minutes later, I walked out with a haircut that made me look like a backup dancer in a 1990s boy band. My girlfriend said, “You're going to have to wear a beanie if you want to walk around with me.” FML
Today, I attempted a DIY haircut. In the process, I somehow managed to give myself a reverse mohawk. I now look like I'm auditioning for a punk rock band from the 80s. FML
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
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RooskieDusha 2
Wait. A perm means you're doing well in life?
BuffaloSabres134 8
How does a perm show success?
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Comments (88)
MsNight 1
That happened to me with a perm once. I washed it out that night, and saved myself from who knows how long until it went away. Felt like a huge waste of money but money comes and goes and once a perm sets, well, best invest in a nice hat.
pnutbutternjelly 15
How the hell could getting a perm possibly mean your life is going well. I do not understand.
krisanda 5
You're in the wrong decade my friend.
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
apparently so...
Nanael_fml 4
Ummmm alot of people who get perms will have that puffy result. It's not the stylist fault you don't know about hair products such as moose and jell and the famous hair spray
natawiiex3 5
when you wet a recent perm it gets rid of the curls.. if it looked bad you could have just showerded
xoky720 6
Who gets perms anymore? I thought we were out of the 80s..... I mean unless you're like an old lady... Seriously.
mbuck87 19
Is this 50 years ago?
DinosaursAreCute 0
Cause perms are what fancy people get? >_>
vbmg152 19
A perm? They still do that? The last one I got in 1982 was a horror story!