By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 212
You deserved it 4 326

Same thing different taste

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everwaiting 0

Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

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Well, at least it wasn't some guy's meat like the name might suggest. That would have been much worse.

whoahanna 0

The most disgusting thing I've ever read. FYL.

That's what you get for eating meat pies... I knew there was always bits of offal in them, but this is just plain ridiculous!

Holy shit that happened to me last weekend! Except it was a ham sandwich. :/ Before I read that it was a meat pie I thought somebody I knew might've "borrowed" their idea from my experience... But geeze, what's with all the teeth showing up in food products lately?

BreakingCoil 0

Heh. Ew. It's like Sweeney Todd...

pierrette_fml 0

For all those people wondering where you'd get a meat pie outside of Sweeney Todd, I believe that the word 'pot' is generally dropped in the UK, so what we'd call a chicken pot pie is just a chicken pie over there.

meat pies are from trinidad. I go over there and have had a few. Are you from trinidad?

Mc09toofine 0

OMG!!! who's tooth was it?? you need to report that to the police!!

triper 0

Mmm, a surprise pie! So, what's your reward for winning the contest?

Brilliant! Always avoid things that are no more specific than meat. I'd like to know what happened next, was it merely a pie makers tooth, animal tooth or something more sinister. If the pie people dont give hearty compensation you could always see if the tooth fairy will help cover cost of meat pie