Miscellaneous: Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something...

By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

Blue33_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:21

omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

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mdman_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:26

uhhh, sweeny todd much? do people go missing much in your town?

Nai_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:26

Dangit, #2! You beat me to it!

razzumfrazzum 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:26

Wow somebody actually thought the Modest Proposal was a good idea, now where'd little orphan Timmy disappear to? >:D

chucktlr 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:27

Ewwww.that really makes you wonder what kind of "meat" was in that "pie"

percypigs 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:29

*vomits*

New_York_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:29

More proof that the Tooth Fairy is slacking on the job.

sauce_boss 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:30

Why would you eat something called "meat pie" anyways. That sounds ****** gross. I'm sure you bit into a whole lot more than a tooth. FYL

portable_chicken 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 7:10

meat pies arnt ****** gross. stfu. try eating one before you actually judge it u dumbfuck american.

scott_m319 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 5:04

It seems bigotry exists outside the US as well. Grow up and type intelligently before you start calling people dumbfucks. And whether it's a meat pie, a pizza, or greasy American burger, if I found a tooth in it, I would complain. That's a no-brainer, mate.

sockmonkey576 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 1:52

Umm I dont think you should judge something before you know more about it. Goes for the Portable_chicken too, Americans aren't dumbfucks...

idgaf528 6

Wednesday 7 November 2012 3:24

Most Americans are dumbfucks....but then again the majority of everyone is a dumbfuck, it's human nature

awuh_man 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:31

well I mean, they are from ms. lovett's pie the worst pies in london and then the best when they made the pies from humans was the pie good? I hope so.