By anonymous - 08/09/2015 12:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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satan1525 6

Make sure to give your social security number too

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Curtis66 19

At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.

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Adamjohn82 19

Did your friends set you up with a bank manager?

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the_panda 11

"I have 100'000$/month, but divided for... 1'000... Hum"

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CryoShock 14

I ain't saying she's a gold digger but...

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kobomk 5

HAHA, if I were you, and considering she's a gold digger, I would lie about everything. Making myself seem rich so I can dig for pussy the same way she's digging for gold

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MozamWho 15

Don't forget to show her your Prius and your lock combination to the family inherited vault.

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worldclassrager 39

My gut is saying that she was put up to that

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bluefairy_fml 24

Maybe your friends set you up with an escort and she wants to make sure you can afford her on the long run.

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megalggggg 19

Maybe she was just trying to make conversation?

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