By anonymous - 08/09/2015 12:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
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satan1525 6

Make sure to give your social security number too

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Curtis66 19

At least you found out earlier as opposed to later.

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BabyCakes818 16

She sounds... Delightful. haha.

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ADBurns 22

Two years is a long time. Poverty could be for the rest of your life..

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JKPwnage 27

Moral of the story, he's your boyfriend, not your source of income

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ZoroMiHawk 25

If she's hot, just lead her on and give her the answers she wants to hear, until you get her into bed. When you're done with her, tell her the truth and leave.

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ToxicTyrael 26

That's amazing! Go for it OP and teach her a lesson.

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Jryan952015 7

Looks like your going to be broke and single

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amelitaliz 22

Were you maybe dressed like a slob? Don't get me wrong, I jumped on the shady gold digger train right away, too. But, I can also see questions leading this way if she thinks you're the kind of guy looking she'll need to support. Maybe she's making sure YOU aren't the gold digger? Lol could go either way, I suppose. Report back!

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