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By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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By Unemployed - 02/06/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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Bulk buying

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 20:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML

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By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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Call the cops!

By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Grossed out - 10/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML

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Monday 21 September 2009 16:15

Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?

threeputtgreen 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:10

no means no

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snubbed79 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:24

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Monday 21 September 2009 20:55

herpes. herpes happen when you assume. also happens from buying used cars.

hothotheat_ 13

Tuesday 22 September 2009 2:12

Similar experience, #133?

vicv666 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:28

you are idiot right? why didnt you listen the first "no"?

csd_fml 5

Monday 21 September 2009 16:28

definitely ydi. did you really think, for an average person, she said no just because of that small extra price? you should have imagined she could have had other reasons. you should give your customers what they want. but then, sucks for you because you meant well.

Gesq1 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:29

A "client," huh? Are you a lawyer moonlighting at Baskin Robbins?

rukusrazor 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:49

Hehhe.. exactly. No matter how shinny you make that turd... it's still a ******* turd.

_anonymoose_ 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:30

Allergic or not, she didn't order peanuts and you just decided to give them to her anyways. YDI

zinka_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:30

Peanuts on ice cream? That doesn't sound very good. Sprinkles, sure, but peanuts??

PoeticPixie 0

Monday 21 September 2009 16:34

Actually, a lot of people like peanuts on their ice cream. I personally don't, but they like it for the same reason people like french fries with chocolate milkshakes: sugary stuff + salty stuff = tasty goodness. To the OP, that's what you get for not listening to customers. With so many people being allergic to peanuts, you're an idiot for putting them on there after she said no.