By Pissed.Off.Mom. - 06/10/2016 05:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
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ab290 10

I'm assuming you are not her drug dealer?

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Tannasgh 22

It could have been worse, she coulda paid him with "favors"

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gracehi 31

Stop telling OP there is no "bright side." I'm pretty sure she's figured that out by now and you sound like a broken record.

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trucker2 33

I'm guess the bright side looks a lot like an orange jumpsuit-jewelry included

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creditless 14

aww... I bet more drug dealers wish they had such thoughtful customers

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man_in_black08 28

Thts why you vote for trump and build the damn wall and make America great again lol

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ThrottleJockey 35

OK always bake something sweet for my drug dealer during the holidays but I'm usually so baked myself that I usually end up eating it before I can give it to him.

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cecedarling 21

You deserve it solely on the fact that you thought there was a bright side.

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Bearsmomma 30

OP didn't "think there was a bright side", but was hoping to find one. I can understand hoping to find some possible explanation other than your child is just being bad to be bad.

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PhoenixChick 26

That's a whole new area of etiquette. Are flowers an appropriate drug dealer gift? Or are those only for drug anniversaries, or for when you try a new variety of meth?

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DanaeZee 18

In which world would "stealing for mom" be a bright side? It would be horrible if my kid thought she had to steal a present for me. (I also think it's even worse she’s taking drugs and feel sorry for both of you-- but you thought about this "bright side" before you encountered her drug addiction which I think is weird.) I hope you can help her out of the addiction, OP, and wish you strength!

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