Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, my daughter's idea of a prank was taking all of our money and getting herself arrested. FML
Today, I got home from my tour of duty. The first thing my teen daughter said to me was could she have some money, because mom won’t give her anymore since she got caught using her allowance to buy weed. Not even a "Hello" or tears of joy to see me, just a demand for drug money. FML
Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
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ab290 10
I'm assuming you are not her drug dealer?
Tannasgh 22
It could have been worse, she coulda paid him with "favors"
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tantanpanda 26
Tripartita, you need to take a chill pill, about 800mg, because you are flying off the handle. There really is no winning to this debate. Anything you say has a converse, i.e. people who didn't get spanked say they're fine and that their character is great (not spoilt) but how do we know that? To the extensive forums that talk about how bad it is, there are probably forums that discuss how spanking made them a better person. Most social definitive statements such as "you should never hit a child" or "you should never kill someone" has its exceptions. Statements like these are actually subjective from person to person. YOU may not be fine with it (which is obvious from your passive aggressive comments) but this is a topic that's in the grey area. Like the previous example, most people would say it's never ok to kill someone, but what if someone breaks into your house? Is the military wrong then for what they do? Similar to this, the whole abuse/discipline game is also in the grey area. Is it OK to pop them in the mouth if they've been bad? what about the behind? People won't give the same answer and it's basically popular opinion that decides what's ok or not. There's a reason this is a controversial topic. You should have just left it alone.
Witchylady 18
She is a train wreck waiting to happen
lizzypacker 14
I mean some drugs aren't even that bad
GoldFish646 5
their is no bright side to this.