unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
angry mama
The Headmaster Ritual
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
mama bear
Fight Club Penguin
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
imnotastranger
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
strayking
Rough school
Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Anonymous
United States
Kids will be kids
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Anonymous
Whack-a-Mole
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
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BriBeHyper 2
What a badass.
RA661 8
Sign 'er up for boxing!
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Comments (202)
mistersheezy 7
She's a slugger
rlfender 3
my six ye old son did the same thing
thiscrazything 1
Why can't we all just get along?
instnt1nfction 17
Because
HappyPickles 11
... Your surname is "Williams", is it?
Jimboom 12
Well you need to take her home and have a very clear and frank talk with your daughter. You need to explain that this kind of behaviour is never acceptable and that in future she should use her words, not her fists. Either that or you just bad parents and bury your heads in the sand to the truth because there is no way that your precious little snowflake could ever do anything like this and she is as good as gold when she is with you.
whisper_White 6
Dude? Really? Obviously you're not a girl. Words hurt more than punches. Sure violence is bad but punches only leave a bruise for a while, while words scar a heart for years and years. I believe its ok to stand up for yourself as long as you don't swing first and when you do they better go down in one punch.
ReynshineCutting 10
If someone takes a swing at my kid, my kid better swing back. They have the right to defend themselves. I'd be more upset if my kid curled up into a ball crying while some other kid wailed on them.
Jimboom 12
You guys completely missed my point. If this kid is the one doing the wailing on the other kids (and I have seen it happening, even in nursery level), then either the kid has seen this one TV, happening between siblings or perhaps even daddy taking a swing at mommy and they think it is totally acceptable to beat up another kid if they want to or if the kid stole their toy. Are you suggesting this is acceptable behaviour? If so then you are even stupider than your comments.
ro3b 0
haha that made me laughh
nielzs 12
Lol
ilovejosh1015 0
Haha
painkiller3666 4
Right on!
xxmollyxx 25
Better than if she were 17