unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
angry mama
The Headmaster Ritual
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
mama bear
Fight Club Penguin
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
imnotastranger
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
strayking
Rough school
Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Anonymous
United States
Kids will be kids
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Anonymous
Whack-a-Mole
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
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BriBeHyper 2
What a badass.
RA661 8
Sign 'er up for boxing!
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Wynthos 2
She probably pushed a boy into the sand box or some other stupid shit.
vsat207 0
I guess in first grade I totally be the crap out of a girl for making fun of my sister
Ray_of_midnight 23
Justifiable self-defense? Schools these days don't want to bother figuring out who started a fight, they just go all zero-tolerance and suspend/expel everybody involved. I'd find out the story before doing anything else.
perdix 31
What's the problem? She's 1-0! Make sure she splits the lunch money she took from her victim with you. After all, you did train this little sociopath.
bettyc4 26
THIS WAS TOTALLY MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!
kmt926 0
You should stop giving your child steroids.
Ghostkiller12345 9
You should stop trash talking
texas_redneck88 10
Good job on raisin' a hoodlum
dancer050 0
I did that once....
soccer4life20 9
Don't make her mad, she might turn on you ;p
RaineLee 5
You've got yourself a karate kid, OP :) How cute.