Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML
Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
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kirbyfan23 0
Also, Fyl for having your car stolen!
Ohnothingreally 0
You should report that.
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Comments (101)
allmidnighteyes 11
Fuuuuuuck speed cameras. Don't flash me, bro! It obviously isn't you in the pictures. Don't pay. Besides, you should've reported someone pulling a Niko Bellic on your car anyways.
Leafhead 0
I hope Plexico comments on this.
plexico 4
Sorry, Leafhead, but this one bores me too much. He should have reported his car stolen and gotten a case # from the police. The same police who are sending him the tickets. Problem solved. Zzzzzzzz. It may seem like I comment on every single one, but I don't.
repyourcliche 0
you ******* do comment on every one... several times.
playfuldesk 0
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plexico 4
Hey, that's one "penis" for each ticket! Yay!
aback 5
It's just your car's way of keeping in touch.
reapfml 0
Aren't you supposed to unregister it or something?
magicsparrow 0
?? Unregister a car b/c it's stolen... That's not how that works.
pshnoway 0
Report it!! Also FYL for having your car stolen.
nuttinick 0
what kind of car was stolen?
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...The world could use a cowboy right about now Run those bad guys right out of town Round 'em up and hunt 'em down The world could use a cowboy right about now The world could use a cowboy..." Just hope he runs him out of town while YOU are in possession of your car...
sublime93 0
That was wack
Gia0896 0
wow.
mj2123 0
Yep and yep. Nothing else to say.