Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML
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Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
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Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML
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Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
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kirbyfan23 0
Also, Fyl for having your car stolen!
Ohnothingreally 0
You should report that.
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Comments (101)
tyler23_fml 0
dude sucks
Flamersplamer 0
999999999999999999999999999999999999th
GriefBacon 0
So then go FIGHT IT IN COURT. Jesus, what are you, inept?
DameGreyWulf 1
Jesus: OH SURE, JUST BECAUSE I ALLOWED MYSELF TO BE KILLED THAT /ONE TIME/....
allmidnighteyes 11
Jesus: no habla Inglés
Nightfallz 0
so why are you complaining? contest the tickets and you are good
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for
whiteasavampire8 0
well besides the fact that it sucks that your car got stolen. the tickets you shouldnt even worry about, they will have you ID yourself over the internet and thats when you can let them no that it wasnt you that was driving and that your car was stolen. and look on the bright side at least now they will have a photo/video of your thief!
Intoxicunt 6
Why? He should be a good boy (or girl?) and do it with his teeth.
friscobuff 0
YDI for being a moron!
dzface 0
You should send photos of checks back to them.
michabailey 8
That's when you get back a photo of handcuffs. Also, you would want to send a photo of cash, not a check, since they could use a photo of a check to debit you.
molitov 0
if u have reported it stolen.. you won't have to pay.. n shouldnt that help them find it for u?