Transportation: Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail....

By SlowLane - 11/09/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML

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By Blake - 02/11/2021 03:59 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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By olyswimmer - 03/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML

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By Soon to be felon - 03/07/2023 22:00

Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Roxas - 14/02/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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kirbyfan23 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:32

Also, Fyl for having your car stolen!

Ohnothingreally 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:34

You should report that.

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treehugger731 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:34

and then you got it all worked out. why even write about it?

kronosa 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:34

thats ******... did you know that those things are ran by a privatly owned company? and that they make make profit off of every ticket? ******* things should be illigal...people need to stand up against that shit

killer6969 16

Thursday 2 August 2012 20:29

So go to the police and tell ask them why they gotten the car back 4 tickets is more than enough to have ur car taken by the police

KBurns207 17

Wednesday 29 May 2013 23:44

Boom, now you know the jackass that stole your ride. Report that shit OP

corky1992 33

Tuesday 21 July 2015 16:09

can't you show the police report of it being stolen so you don't have to pay for the tickets?

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