Love: Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided...

By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 068

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML

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You deserved it 20 455

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 256

You deserved it 10 850

By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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You deserved it 5 464

By Rednbumpy - 18/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML

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You deserved it 600

By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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You deserved it 4 254

By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 709

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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crap_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:55

there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that!

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 14:35

...and he ran off to get his costume... :)

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sjx 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 3:41

and then you said... "you may now enter the batcave"

bty245 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:31

definitely not an FML moment.

zavanna 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:47

Haha... Well. At least it made him happy...

Uncle_Caleetro 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:56

I don't understand why some people think this is disgusting.

Shockvalue 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 2:25

me neither...my bf would love it if I did that lol

happy2468 21

Saturday 26 November 2011 20:13

Because it is.

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Wednesday 12 February 2014 13:27

Because they are prudes

cmac86 23

Friday 19 June 2009 9:36

ewww. just shave the whole area. bush (not the president who I like) is nasty!

DoctorKyda 5

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:36

Meh. Bush the president wasn't exactly stellar, either.

JMRTLX 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:19

This has to be the best thing i've ever read in my life. haha :)

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:19

#48 ... omg your comment made me actually laugh out loud . I woke up my sister in the next room  . Oooh man funny!

marylovesyou8D 7

Thursday 8 July 2010 6:22

48's comment wasn't even a joke...? wtf?

silly_kate 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:20

maybe next time shave the whole thing! lol, but still awesome, nonetheless!

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:27

You are just creepy

Cheekymoolu 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 18:47

FUNNIEST THING EVER. your boyfriend is awesome even if he is an idiot. ROFLMAO

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