Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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crap_fml 0
there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that!
csigabajnok 0
...and he ran off to get his costume... :)
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Comments (141)
amandaMALICE 0
hahhaha. yer bf sounds hilarious. I would have fell on the floor laughing if i were you. thats adorable "aww, batman sign"
Shannn 0
Hahahaha, that made me laugh so hard.
jgars575 0
batman is very awesome and he still appreciated it. i dont see an fml here... however i still enjoyed it. haha
shmaller 0
…That's just awesome.
danielleeee 0
haha at least he noticed SOMETHING :P
manoverboard 0
ROTFLMFAO. Dananananananana.
xo_emily_xo 0
That is absolutely disgusting. Who the hell does that??
NiceGuysDoWin 21
People who aren't stuck up prudes and see sex as fun and playful.
Jonno8825 0
Wish my gf would do that for me infact I'm gonna link her this page :P
staceybby 0
woo batman :P
lich_fml 0
that's funny haha.