Animals: Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got...

prevostsrocklike 11 May 2009, 12:38 United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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NorfolkDude 2

11 May 2009, 20:36

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

justdance45 0

11 May 2009, 20:34

LOL such a loving wife. FYL

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brasileirinha 0

11 May 2009, 23:17

Lmao #55. One day they'll have a category for both cats and like... a whole category for masturbation in itself. There are so many stories about that on here

defiantawakening 0

11 May 2009, 23:17

#58; so people who are mute need to be referred to as "it"? That's probably one of the most close-minded statements I've ever heard. If you hate everyone on this site, don't come on it. By the way, I don't see how this is an FML. Nothing permanently affecting your life has been ****** with. Shit, a cat scratched your leg & your wife made a joke. FYL? No.