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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2
That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.
justdance45 0
LOL such a loving wife. FYL
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brianjman14 23
Haha, that illustration is hilarious.
Serafie 0
Cute illustration. Doesn't make much sense, but cute.
QWERTYCommander 5
That was one of the best illustrations ever.
evalynmohr 9
Why is the cat square? :x
IamC2 0
Well, its your own damn fault for putting a cat in a box a carrier is good, but a box will make them feel threatened duh
erpies 2
shoot teh cat and claim self defence
Chunchunchun 3
Love the box cat in the illustration :D
MetalFish 0
YDI for getting a cat
michiganman1995 0
I wish my cat could drive a tank, if i had one
MetalFish 0
Are you talking about the cat or the tank?
boatkicker 5
That cat.... has..... wings? It's adorable though :)