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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2
That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.
justdance45 0
LOL such a loving wife. FYL
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wildman4000 1
sounds like my cat, **** cats
Tickle_Me_Kiki 0
Maybe you shouldn't put cats in boxes... they are known quite well for being bitchy animals.
gothymama 0
LMAO! Cats can be total bitches! Get it declawed!
rubysasani 0
Sorry.. XD I couldn't help but laugh.. I'm still laughing as I type this.. xD
zamboiv 0
I would probably do what your wife did just as a joke
spade_fml 0
Why do you even say sh*t? Are you afraid you mommy is gonna find out you said shit you dickwad
Asscake 0
There's nothing wrong with censoring a word. Besides, maybe he thought that it wouldn't be accepted if it had a curse word in it. You're probably one of those stupid kids that think it's cool to curse just because mommy doesn't like it.
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
See, Now you have to crazy Moody women in your life, Or two pussys in your life that want nothing to do with you. Either way. (:
Kupokupupo 0
Your wife is the new james bond villian!
Kupokupupo 0
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tencentsakiss 19