prevostsrocklike
United States
Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
Top comments
NorfolkDude 2
That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.
justdance45 0
LOL such a loving wife. FYL
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (162)
stinkybutt 0
hahahahaha. i certainly hope the kitty grows on you!
shay_wat 0
ahhaha thats funny my cat does that to me and my brother sometimes cept im the 1 gettin riped up my cat LOVE ME SOO MUCH.... ^^
babawaba 0
That cat is awesome
shan789mudge 0
haha! that made me laugh
Gatch_fml 0
Kill it
Richocet 0
Haha I can totally relate to that on your wifes side my cat hates my dad and I encourage it because it's really entertaining
_mcs_ 0
That's pretty hilarious. xD
great_lawl 0
8- There is absolutely nothing wrong with that sentence, nice try.
UTRocket 0
lol! sorry dude #8 STFU!
Jellybones 0
Thank you, #61. How the **** is this an FML? A cat scratched you. I don't understand how shit like this makes it through. Also, cats are one of the lamest pets that you can ever get.