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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2
That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.
justdance45 0
LOL such a loving wife. FYL
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Comments (162)
LaGriffonne 3
I would have liked that illustration if it wasn't for the manga inspired "box-cat" thing.
1337chick 4
YDI, moron. Who the **** puts a cat in a box?!?!!
blackarrow_fml 7
why does the cat look like a box?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
boximals. what does that sound like to you?
0opsie 6
What was she supposed to do? Ground it? Spank it?
hobosareawesome 0
Lmao. Maybe the cat does not like men. My kitties only like women. :)
chronicwanker 4
lesbian
kurato 6
im sorry about da cat incident. but the comic was kool... and funny XD
Evii_fml 5
Hahaha That's Hilarious,,, Sorry Bout The Cat And Your Leg Tho.! Atleast Your Wife Likes It.! =D
Pikalu1 3
YDI for getting your wife a cat.
InnocentLies 0
Dogs are better! :p lol i like the illustration for one its cute. (:
bubo_fml 11
That's 2 mean *******, Bro!!