Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
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kerrygirl 13
well in all fairness that is something you should know about your boyfriend....
Ireplywith_memes 0
Billy Mays here! Parent judging you? Get the CHAINSAW! OHSHI-
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Comments (57)
LemonMan 0
pendatic WTF are you doing commenting on every single fml there is? nothing better to do?
pleo_fml 0
lmfaoooooooo r u blonde? just asking
hofinished 0
lol fyl hahah.
OlieBaby1625 0
uhmmm I'm pretty sure you should know that about your bf. and make sure it doesn't have nuts when you buy it. you are either trying to kill him or impossibly stupid. I'm going to go with the latter and hope you aren't a murderer.
EvilPuggy 11
"Police? Listen, I'd like to report a death threat to my son. His girlfriend was--yes? Well, anyways, she tried to kill him. It was awful!...What? Oh, no, it wasn't like that. See, she gave him this poison--well, it was actually a box of chocolates, but they had NUTS in them!!"
ccc567 0
shouldnt u know ur bf cant eat nuts
hayleybug24 0
my boyfriend is allergic to nuts too! i did the same thing, his mom wouldnt talk to me for months!
MwahFMLS 6
Thats what she said.
XxRose_SparksxX 7
At least he didn't over react about it.
TwistedShadow 7
My ex-gf forgot my birthday last year, which was 3 days after her sister's... I only found out because she didn't know how she was going to afford her sister's gift and I told her that its fine if she doesn't get me a gift... we'd been dating for over a year by then...