By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
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slitherbomb 0

At least it wasn't a naked man slithering across your kitchen floor…

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cbaidchris 6

Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...

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LizzJizz 16

There's lots of things worse then that....like what if it ate your dog or cat or it was a naked man humping ur grandma on ur floor or...like a chupacabra..or a gremlin..o_o

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slushpup9696 12

Shit. Somebody check Narnia.

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slushpup9696 12

Shit. Somebody check Narnia.

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AyeeArieel 5

Who You Gonna Call ? The Exterminator!

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itsgen 16

the snake will go to the warmest place in ur home

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KennKenn 0

Hopefully, you're a parsel tongue

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Well you do live in Colorado, I have family there and apparently snakes are pretty common there. Doesn't make it any less traumatising though...

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ReynshineCutting 10

Ya out in the country they are everywhere. LOTS of bull snakes (which can be 4 feet long) and rattlers. I've seen both this summer. They're probably moving indoors because of all the rain.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Makes sense.

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reptileguy1296 0

Bull snakes can be 7.5 ft. long, but the largest I've held is a 5 footer.... Very feisty, but harmless nonetheless.

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HyphyPenguin 5

I've had it with these god damn snakes in these god damn cabinets!

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