Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
failedparenting
Bronx, United States
Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML
Who needs sleep
Netherlands
Buzzed
Today, my wife helped herself to an energy drink at 7pm, because she "felt tired", and yelled at me when I told her not to. All night, all I heard was, "Babe, I can't sleep. I'm restless. Talk to me. Babe, you're sleeping and I feel lonely. Hey babe what are you thinking about? What's going through your head?" FML
Anonymous
Oyster Bay, Australia
Missed it
Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML
Druggie
Culver City, United States
Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML
Lisa
Bow, United States
Diuretics
Today, my water pills are almost identical to my sleeping pills, so not only did I not get any sleep, I had to get up every 15-30 minutes to go to the bathroom. FML
anon
Carlsbad, United States
Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML
Anonymous
Just say no
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
Night Owl No More
Zombie
Today, I had to explain to my gaming friends that I can't be a night owl anymore because of a major health scare where I was suddenly unable to sleep at all. I now have to take sleeping pills every night and abide by a strict sleeping schedule. My friends are bummed out, and I feel bad for them. Fuck insomnia. FML
ninithel
Hull, United Kingdom
Sleep cycled out
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Top comments
Sammansix 3
Get her back, give her lactation pills in her juice. They make her nipples produce milk.
VorpikeII 17
Jeez. Next thing you know, you'll become nocturnal, cause she added your sleep aid pills to your morning coffee. That really sucks though OP. Try finding a better hiding place?
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Comments (137)
cr3ativity 15
Maybe, JUST maybe, she wants to work out with you in the bedroom? But depending if your pills are OTC she could have just gotten the wrong ones for you.
Bluekaren16 19
Maybe she wants you up at night for a reason ;) .
swankmrpancake 8
Thank you because I didn't get that from the other 4 people that said that before you.
Bluekaren16 19
Sorry I didn't bother to read the previous 4 -_-
Wheredidgrungego 12
What possible motive could she have had to do that??
KingCeltic77 18
Pull the switch aroo on her and exchange her lady pills with testosterone pills and laugh as she butches up.
your_ma 27
Yeah that seems really sensible. Then he gets to be married to a hairy muscular woman who talks like Barry White. Score!!
Popcornography 10
Would be awkward when he felt like some sexy time and realised she had a bushier beard than him.
swankmrpancake 8
Talk about rug burn all over your body.
zandalee 20
Don't think you thought that through Kingceltic.
flutter4 7
Sounds like she is getting even for something
person961 9
Ah, the art of trolling has taken to a new level of assery.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Better than accidentally mixing your medication with drugs. Happened to me once. My brother decided to hide his stash in with my meds. I was trippin' balls, man.
dead_insects 18
wish someone would do that to me!
KeyboardWarrior 10
You wish somebody would intentionally cause you bodily harm? I'm sure you could find that on Craigslist. ;)
writergirl23 19
Is someone hinting?
Helloilike_lacro 8
That's quite PILLarious... Anyone... No... Ok...
swankmrpancake 8
That joke was just a prescription for disaster from the start. :D
worldclassrager 41
either she wants to sleep alone or a really heated night