hailsatan666
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Mel
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Niva
San Jose, United States
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
yonanon
Chesapeake, United States
Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
helenablitz
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Breaking news
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
ohokay
Bronx, United States
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Anonymous
Double agent
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating. Not on me but WITH me! This man has a whole wife and two kids that I swear I had no idea about. I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. FML
DefiantBaka
Stony Plain, Canada
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Anonymous
United States
Why do people do this?
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Divorcee
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Top comments
supimnyancat 9
At least you didn't find out through Facebook.
The_CL0GGER 0
Dump him... doesnt seem too difficult to me
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Comments (121)
btstig 11
The irony in the FML is kind of funny.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Alright, I give up. Where's the irony?
llamafish 25
I think the irony is in the lack of irony present.
reddudeover 2
53 - It's like that Alanis morisette song.
kittenvks 11
There's a lot of irony. OPs user name is hailsatan666, Satan is the father of lies among many other names soooo having that as a username and hating someone for lying is irony. Just like saying "your an idiot" irony, get it?
nerdywhiteguy 4
Google him before you do anything
starflyer59 17
you're suggesting OP stay with the loser? brilliant...
kittenvks 11
No, they're suggesting that you google someone before dating them to stop this kind of thing from happening before it starts. Hindsight is always 20/20
starflyer59 17
oh. sorry. :( I was wondering why I was getting thumbed down. thank you :)
missamerica95 0
I misread them sometimes too, don't worry about it :)
reddudeover 2
And a mistress... >:o
kevin7879 0
lol tough luck
perdix 31
Cool. Now you get the best part of him without all the crap! You get the dating and the hot sex without the housework and child-rearing drudgery.
perdix 31
Why the thumbs down? Renting can be so much better than owning ;)
ap7diamonds 1
post a photo of you flipping the camera off and tag him with the hash tag #dumped
aprilita 8
Gotta love instagram :)
horsegirl331 6
That sucks OP did the wife find out too?
kevinn95 0
At least you'll have something to talk about on your next date
paracetamol83 3
Eww.. That sucks!!