Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML
Standards
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Morons
Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML
Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML
Welcome to the family!
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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BlkBryMolasses 0
um, YDI because YDBetter. How's that?
Saidar_fml 3
you're probably better off without him then
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Comments (59)
missbehaving1993 0
hes a douche
nerdsgetmehot 23
You're complaining about the fact that your ex-boyfriend and his parents judge you, but here you are-- clearing judging them and bragging about the fact that you go to a prestigious university. :P
ImaginaryFoe 1
First thing I wondered, too. Who told you that, OP, your spineless ex? Some people will grasp at any excuse to make a break-up not his or her own fault. Your "prestigious" school is something you would never change for him so throwing the blame there via his parents might've just been his ticket out.
smileeee_fml 0
they obviously do not like you
skulluks 0
Shows you for trying to get ahead in life.
SamwiseM 0
his loss! if he dumped you over what his parents think, you're better off without him
SAgirl 24
Stay away from that gene pool anyway
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
OP, just stay awesome & get yourself a guy with an intellect higher than a door knob's
wilflet 3
Sheffield isnt a prestigious university, and i say that as a Sheffield University graduate.
Sophie_Sovereign 6
Sheffield might just be her home. She could attend a University somewhere else in the UK.
lizh_fml 9
there doesnt necessarily have to be more of a reason, i know from experience having relatives thinking i am a snob for getting an education.